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1. 22 days ago on Home Free

   She’s not his sister, though. She’s his classmate.

2. 2 months ago on Savage Chickens

   I’ve wanted to know that for a long time, but I’m too cowardly to ask it. After all, it carries a stick with a nail in it!

3. 2 months ago on Off the Mark

   One of our cats didn’t jump on me. Instead he stealthily positioned himself on my pillow, above my head and then chewed on my hair.

4. 6 months ago on Heart of the City

   Why not? Do teenagers have fancier lighters now than in my day?

5. 7 months ago on Savage Chickens

   Hmmm… I’m not much of a baker, but if you’re willing to share your recipe, I’d be delighted.

6. 7 months ago on Off the Mark

   The cat whose leg is sticking up felt the sudden urge to wash its nether regions. The cat sitting behind it is irritated because bathing kitty is blocking the screen.

7. 8 months ago on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

   And now, 15 days later, there’s a new stretch without updates. Why?

8. 8 months ago on Pearls Before Swine

   Hah!

9. 8 months ago on Pearls Before Swine

   For the record: I didn’t write “Oooooh sh”, but “Oooooh shíííííít!”, but with !s instead of ís. Let’s see if it now passes the filter.

10. 8 months ago on Pearls Before Swine

    I don’t know, as I’m not religious. But at school, our religious education teacher (who was very devout) addressed this topic.His opinion was that should he suddenly die in a car crash his last words would not be “Oh my Lord and Saviour, I repent!” but “Oooooh sh”, and he was confident that he’d get to heaven anyway because god could see into his heart and would thus know that he seriously repented all his misdeeds.

    If he was right, that wouldn’t bode well for all those people only faking to repent on their deathbeds.