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1. about 6 years ago on Pearls Before Swine

   NOOOOOOOOO!!! SMOSH ALREADY MADE THAT PUN!!!! WHY STEPHAN!!!!? WHY??? (they used it in the big what if Donald trump)

2. about 6 years ago on Pearls Before Swine

   now im going to tell my dad if there was an age fairy he’d be a zillionaire.

3. about 6 years ago on Pearls Before Swine

   zebras don’t have funerals. they all ran away.

4. about 6 years ago on Pearls Before Swine

   how did they get off the island?

5. about 6 years ago on Pearls Before Swine

   why is he walking into the ocean???

6. about 6 years ago on Pearls Before Swine

   then trump comes in a mankini, fails the hurdle and breaks the fence. then chuckie will be scarred for life and never sleep.

7. about 6 years ago on Pearls Before Swine

   hey, do you guys think his wife is cheating on him?

8. about 6 years ago on Pearls Before Swine

   every morning I’ll wake up and go, “wow, death is slowly inching closer to me.” then I realize that means nothing matters and then I curl into a ball and then bawl.

9. about 6 years ago on Pearls Before Swine

   he helped himself

10. about 6 years ago on Pearls Before Swine

    and all I get is bacon and eggs