Agreed, a female vampire regular would be great! A lot of us have really hoped that Mark would bring back this gal at some point, but I like your idea even better.
You weren’t “chastised” for that comment being negative (I agreed that Mildred is a horrible person) but rather for the sexist language that was used. Don’t be like this math teacher: ignoring a response that is right and unwilling to admit you’re wrong just because you don’t want to have to think about it.
Check out the 10/21/2018 strip too. Especially the comments. ;) Not recursive, but another one that I really liked much better with the original 2nd panel included.
Color version:
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