Recent Comments

1. 19 days ago on Crabgrass

   “I didn’t ask if they were venomous. Don’t you know anything?”

2. 20 days ago on Crabgrass

   Not by the students, anyway.

3. 20 days ago on Crabgrass

   At least at the school I went to, they had cops with guns hanging around.

4. 29 days ago on Phoebe and Her Unicorn

   I seem to recall you liking the tail, at least.

5. 2 months ago on Crabgrass

   A shared-family Christmas? That’s sweet.

6. 3 months ago on Crabgrass

   The advice I heard for bears goes like this:If it’s brown, lie down.If it’s black, fight back.If it’s white, try to mentally prepare yourself to be eaten by a bear.

7. 3 months ago on Phoebe and Her Unicorn

   I finally ghosted all of my mean friends. 10/10 choice, should have done it sooner.

8. 3 months ago on Phoebe and Her Unicorn

   I get it; I unironically enjoy some Insane Clown Posse songs.It’s not that I think they’re secretly good; I’ve just accepted that I like some stuff that’s bad.

9. 5 months ago on Crabgrass

   Did he suddenly get a tan?

10. 5 months ago on Crabgrass

    That was not the impression I got of the S.E. class at the school I went to, but it was a pretty small and underfunded school.