Recent Comments

1. about 1 month ago on Crabgrass

   A shared-family Christmas? That’s sweet.

2. about 2 months ago on Crabgrass

   The advice I heard for bears goes like this:If it’s brown, lie down.If it’s black, fight back.If it’s white, try to mentally prepare yourself to be eaten by a bear.

3. about 2 months ago on Phoebe and Her Unicorn

   I finally ghosted all of my mean friends. 10/10 choice, should have done it sooner.

4. 2 months ago on Phoebe and Her Unicorn

   I get it; I unironically enjoy some Insane Clown Posse songs.It’s not that I think they’re secretly good; I’ve just accepted that I like some stuff that’s bad.

5. 4 months ago on Crabgrass

   Did he suddenly get a tan?

6. 4 months ago on Crabgrass

   That was not the impression I got of the S.E. class at the school I went to, but it was a pretty small and underfunded school.

7. 4 months ago on Crabgrass

   You don’t see the problem because you probably didn’t even have special education when you were in school and don’t understand the stigma associated with it.

8. 5 months ago on Phoebe and Her Unicorn

   Phoebe, learn to just walk away. Trust me, it’s an invaluable skill that will serve you well for your entire life.

9. 5 months ago on Crabgrass

   If you’re not going to skinny-dip properly what’s even the point of a swimming hole?

10. 5 months ago on Crabgrass

    Kevin might not be great at school but his BS detector is on point.(Okay, okay, it’s not actually BS, this is stuff that will actually help him unlike most homework, but I get where he’s coming from.)