The quarterback on my HS football team was secretly a huge nerd. At parties the girls would be interested in him but all he wanted to do was show us how his Blue Box allowed him to make long distance phone calls for free.
“According to a controversial new biography, Elizabeth Taylor likes her lovemaking loud, rough, and frequent. Coincidentally, that’s also how she likes to eat.”
I still haven’t seen my favorite M&J, the one where Jeff is standing on a stool to see what Mutt is hiding in a kitchen cabinet. When he falls off the stool and bangs his forehead, Mutt asks him where the gash came from.
“Ah… I bit myself.”“How did you bite yourself up there?”“I stood on a chair!”
Many of them lacked the barest of understandings or survival skills for the real world. One told me once that his family was upset because of a crisis – they had to fire the “colored” man.
The quarterback on my HS football team was secretly a huge nerd. At parties the girls would be interested in him but all he wanted to do was show us how his Blue Box allowed him to make long distance phone calls for free.