Given that it was the Dodgers, who simply bought the championship due to having huge amounts of disposable capital, I was actually quite sympathetic to those two bozos.
Thank you for the suggestion, but the smell alone is just so nauseating – and the image of drunken football fans and frat boys guzzling the stuff makes it seem like a really lower-class beverage.
I’d guess he is waiting for the newspaper to be delivered.