Zebra pegasus

alcorn Free

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Recent Comments

  1. 6 days ago on Breaking Cat News
    Why did the man run around his bed?

    To catch up on his sleep!

  2. 6 days ago on Breaking Cat News
    My glasses are lost.

    I feel for my glasses.

  3. 6 days ago on Breaking Cat News
    Three men find a lamp with a genie…

    The genie grants each of them one wish. The first man wished for riches, and he became a millionaire. The second wished for fame, and he became a movie star. The third said he wanted to be one cool stud, and he is now under a snow tire in Alaska.

  4. 6 days ago on Breaking Cat News
    No matter how far you push the envelope…

    It’s still stationery.

  5. 6 days ago on Breaking Cat News
    What’s the difference between an ambulance and a hearse?

    Dead weight.

  6. 6 days ago on Breaking Cat News
    What do bakers and cats have in common?

    whiskers

  7. 13 days ago on Breaking Cat News
    Every morning I take my cow for a walk through the local vineyard.

    I herd it through the grape vine.

  8. 13 days ago on Breaking Cat News
    What do you call a monk in a helicopter?

    An Air Friar!

  9. 13 days ago on Breaking Cat News
    Girlfriend: There’s no way you’ve studied all of that only using YouTube, how is that even possible?

    Me: Watch and learn

  10. 13 days ago on Breaking Cat News
    What happens when someone slaps you at high frequency

    It mega hertz