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1. 5 days ago on Breaking Cat News

   LOL, that is a good one! :)

2. 5 days ago on Breaking Cat News
   In medieval times the Spaniards harvested crystals and sent them by ship to Asia.

   It was then that it was first determined how many quartz were in a galleon.

3. 5 days ago on Breaking Cat News
   Why did the banana go to the doctor?

   Because it wasn’t peeling very well…

4. 5 days ago on Breaking Cat News

   Mom mom says quitting smoking is extremely easy. She’s done it fifteen times!

5. 5 days ago on Breaking Cat News
   Little Johnny was crying one day, and his dad asked him why. ’I’ve lost five cents,’ sobbed Johnny. ’Don’t worry,’ said his dad kindly.’ Here’s five more for you,’ At this Johnny howled louder than ever.

   ‘Now what is it ?’ asked his dad. ‘I wish I’d said I’d lost ten cents!’

6. 5 days ago on Breaking Cat News

   Did you hear about the race between the lettuce and the tomato?

   The lettuce was ahead and the tomato was trying to catchup.

7. 5 days ago on Breaking Cat News

   What did the proton shout when it stood up in front of a crowded room.

   Everyone, I’m in charge.

   Let’s all be positive.

8. 12 days ago on Breaking Cat News

   Why was the policeman in bed?

   Because he was an undercover cop.

9. 12 days ago on Breaking Cat News

   What’s the first thing you do after turning the light on?

   You cast a shadow.

10. 12 days ago on Breaking Cat News
    My child asked me if I had seen his sunglasses.

    I said no then asked him if he had seen my Dad glasses