Recent Comments

1. 1 day ago on Pearls Before Swine

   Pig HAS a job……. and he refuses to do it.

   ……… and I can’t even FIRE him because then I’ll NEVER get my bacon!!!

   I can’t get him to DO his job, and I can’t FIRE HIM!!!

   ……. I can’t win.

2. 1 day ago on Phoebe and Her Unicorn

   ……… when did Mötley Crüe become classic rock?

3. 1 day ago on Over the Hedge

   Last week,….. did I see George climbing up that tree with a hatchet?

4. 2 days ago on Over the Hedge

   ……… That’s grease,… not oil.

5. 3 days ago on Phoebe and Her Unicorn

   ….. Tell ’em a hookah-smoking catepillar has given you the call.

6. 3 days ago on Over the Hedge

   Is R.J. related to Little Orphan Annie?

7. 3 days ago on Pearls Before Swine

   We still have not heard just what kind of “dirt” Pastis had on Bill Watterson to get him to draw some comics for him.

   ……… It must’ve been some pretty good stuff.

8. 4 days ago on Pearls Before Swine

   Bill Watterson drew three strips for Pastis….. Reed Jackson simply cannot compete.

9. 4 days ago on Phoebe and Her Unicorn

   I have a bumper sticker on my pickup that says… “Yes, this is my truck. NO, I won’t help you move”.

10. 4 days ago on Over the Hedge

    ……… I told my Wife it was something completely different.