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about 2 months ago on Breaking Cat News

They asked Bea how she knew AI can’t be true
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, she, of course replied
“Fingers pasta-fied cannot be denied”
(Do-do-do, do-do-do, do-do-do, whoa)
She said, "Someday, you’ll find Roombas above are kind
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, when Puck’s charts are lies
You must realize he’s been smoked from bad AI"
/Jerome Kern, Otto A. Harbach /Smoke Gets In Your Eyes /The Platters
about 2 months ago on Breaking Cat News

Here they come again
Just when it was fun to spoil their get-together
They soar right in the door, just like they’ve done before
It’s whappin’, bless her heart, that makes OZ want to linger
Here they come again
Just when Ig’s about to make it work with his clues
Just look at how he tries, sweet li’l kicks that show he’s wise
And pretty soon I’m wondering what that message construes
All we gotta do is watch that smile
See it glow as he progresses
Just leave it up to Ig and in a little while
His brilliant tiny mind is filled with his successes
Here bots come again
Looking fresher than a robot has a right to
And shaking the house so, that all we really know
Is here they come again, and here we go
Here they come again
And here we go
Here we go
Sweet Iggy, go! ❤️
/Cynthia Weil, Barry Mann /Here You Come Again /Dolly
about 2 months ago on Breaking Cat News

In the day they play it out as the sweeps
Of a cleaning day American dream
At night they ride through the mansions as gory
Glowin’ killa-fied machines
Sprung from cages of Roomba 9
Chrome wheeled, dirt injected, and steppin’ out over the line
Oh, baby we will flip these drones on their backs
It’s a death trap, it’s a suicide rap
They better get out on the run
’Cause cats like us, baby, we were born for fun
Yes, world, we were
Oh honey, scamps like us
Baby, we were born for fun
Come on with me, scamps like us
Baby, we are havin’ fun
/Bruce Springsteen /Born to Run
about 2 months ago on Breaking Cat News

They said “upside down quit flipping me”
“Stop giving shoves and kicking me!”
‘Round and ’round you’re turning them
Upside down
Wow, you turn them inside out
And, ’round and ’round
Upside down
Hey, that’s what it’s all about
And pound and pound
The mayhem that you give to them
The swats that they need
They regret the moments with you
Respectfully, I say to thee
We knew that you’d be meeting
’Cause no one loves chaos like you two
“BEEP! BEEP!”
/Bernard Edwards, Nile Rodgers /Upside Down /Diana Ross
2 months ago on Breaking Cat News

Roombas in the night, rudely advancing
Closer in the night
What were the chances Ora’d let them in
Before the night was through?
Something in her soul found them exciting
Something in her mind thought “dynamiting”
Something in her heart
Told her to let them through
All throughout that night, kits work together
Trying with their might, Iggy’s so clever
Hope all turns out right
With roombas in the night
/Charles Singleton, Bert Kaempfert, Eddie Snyder /Strangers In The Night
2 months ago on Breaking Cat News

Send them to the moon
Let them dust among the stars
And let them see what dirt is like
On Jupiter and Mars
In other words, scram, bots, scram
In other words, wake up, Destry
/Bart Howard /Fly Me to the Moon
2 months ago on Breaking Cat News

Lookin’ up at the roombas in the sky (roombas in the sky)
We never knew those suckers could fly (they can fly)
When they fly and they’re makin’ us stressed
They’re gonna come in our house as Destry’s guest
Prepare yourself, you know you must dust
Don’t forget those spilled Cheez-Its
So you know you must comply
To all the commands from
That big roomba in the sky (roomba in the sky)
Orazuzu’s line is the best!
/Norman Greenbaum /Spirit in the Sky
2 months ago on Breaking Cat News

There’s a kind of hum
All over the world, tonight
All over the world
You can hear the sound of a roomba above
You hope it’s not mean
Just so luminous and nobody sleeps tonight
Anyone can sense
This is not good and you know it ain’t right
So listen very carefully
It’s closer now and you will see what it means
It isn’t a dream
The other sound that you will hear
Is when it whispers in your ear
“You must clean, forever and ever”
/Les Reed, Geoff Stephens /There’s a Kind of Hush
2 months ago on Breaking Cat News

If you could read their lines, love
What a tale those bots could tell
Just like a scary movie
’Bout ghosts that have cast a spell
In their castle dark, blanket fortress strong
With Lupin’s guarantee
“You kids are safe with me
Until the others are set free
As long as there is ice cream left, OZ"
/Gordon Lightfoot /If You Could Read My Mind
2 months ago on Breaking Cat News

You must remember this:
Eerie light cannot be dissed
A weird sign is in the sky
Detrimental things horrify
As time goes by
What will you kiddies do
We know it’s up to you
On that we can rely
No matter what the future brings
As time goes by
/Herman Hupfeld