Recent Comments

1. almost 4 years ago on Pearls Before Swine

   I’m 17, but an “essential employee” (grocery store). I got my second Pfizer shot 2 less than two hours ago.

2. about 4 years ago on Pearls Before Swine

   COVID hit and I got busy

3. about 4 years ago on Pearls Before Swine

   Nah, he’s too honest

4. about 4 years ago on Pearls Before Swine

   Mitosis

5. almost 5 years ago on Pearls Before Swine

   Saxophones are glorified boomerangs, but they do sound good

6. almost 5 years ago on Pearls Before Swine

   That’s just a normal trumpet. The only thing they’re good for is Jazz.

7. almost 5 years ago on Pearls Before Swine

   That’s a trombone in 7th.

8. almost 5 years ago on Pearls Before Swine

   Maybe he lives in El Paso?

9. almost 5 years ago on Pearls Before Swine

   Typhoon or Cyclone, unless you’re talking to someone REALLY pendantic, in which case, Typhoons are in the Pacific and Cyclones are in the Indian (as opposed to Hurricanes in the Atlantic). Of course, if you wanted to be pendantic about the pronunciation, then you could go with what I’ve always been told is the British pronunciation, which has a soft “a” at the end (pronounced hurr-eh-cun, rhymes with none).

10. almost 5 years ago on Pearls Before Swine

    Nope, “bendy horn” is the real name for “french horn”