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1. about 2 hours ago on For Better or For Worse

   Sure heard a lot of ding dongs when Ruth Ginsburg died. People were singing “Ding dong, the witch is dead, the witch is dead, the witch is dead. Ding dong the Wicked Witch is dead!”

2. 1 day ago on For Better or For Worse

   John needs to tell Jean to take a hike. Then replace her with an illegal immigrant. The money he will save will come in handy too.

3. 2 days ago on For Better or For Worse

   Elizabeth and Dawn are toothless. Some dentist John is.

4. 3 days ago on Tim Campbell

   Trudeau has a card that neither Biden nor Trump can play. The U.S. Constitution has no emergency measures.

5. 3 days ago on For Better or For Worse

   How come they aren’t the swimming pool? Because a swimming pool is a thing, not a person.

6. 4 days ago on For Better or For Worse

   The Pattersons are white trash. White trash has always been a source of humor.

7. 4 days ago on For Better or For Worse

   Elizabeth can answer “Trudeaunomics”.

8. 6 days ago on Lisa Benson

   The conviction of The First Black President failed to lower his polls (though it could have affected Al Gore’s run). This conviction might not get more of my people to chant Orange Man Bad.

9. 6 days ago on For Better or For Worse

   Of course, he must still use his common sense. This for example…

   A man is addressing an audience. Michael is in the audience, along with Josef Weeder, who is wearing a turban

   Man: Good evening. Before we begin, I must ask is anyone here is an investigative journalist?

   Michael: I am.

   Man: Well, I would like you to please leave.

   Michael: Shall I take my hidden camera with me?

   Man: Would you?

   Michael: Let’s go, Weed.

   Josef Weeder removes turban, revealing a camera atop his head

10. 8 days ago on For Better or For Worse

    Either that or Michael would be like “Farley, where are you? Yoo hoo!” then asking the others about why Farley has not been around.