It still bugs me that the number of zeros in a googol (not to be confused with a Google™) isn’t a multiple of 3. Likewise, Susie saying “followed by 85 zeros” for her “3 hundred *ion” – 86 would be okay.
There are even tiny universal remotes you can keep on your keychain; power on/off and channel up/down, maybe volume. Also good to mess with TVs in public areas (bars, waiting rooms, etc.)
In our previous homes I took great pride in the full-size antenna (with rotator!) in the attic. No HOA interference, free TV (even better when the broadcast signal went digital HD).
I remove as much of the plastic tape and peelable labels as possible. Yes, I used to carefully unwrap my presents, too, but I’ve recovered somewhat from that lately.
Pressed in organdy?
Clothed in crinoline?
Of smoky burgundy?
Softer than the rain?