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For 44 years I lived in a condo with an assigned parking spot underneath a tree. And for 44 years the birds always pooped on my car except in the winter when they flew south. I always bought a white car to make the poop less noticeable. Now I live in a new house with a garage. No more bird poop. Hallelujah.
Also, when I was a kid, I really wanted a pogo stick for Christmas. My mother wouldn’t let have one. She mentioned something about the people living below us wouldn’t like it.
Yesterday I had to buy a plunger. I highly recommend the Korky Black Rubber Plunger. A toilet plunger is a lot like a home defense firearm, it’s good to have one, but you hope you never have to use it.
I’m 67 years old and the only time I ever seen of it or heard of it was in the cartoons I watched as a kid.