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1. about 6 hours ago on That is Priceless

   I’m especially proud of ‘saliva/ Godiva’. :)

2. about 6 hours ago on That is Priceless

   “…Tennyson wrote in blank verse…”

   Don’t despair. I don’t recall Tennyson writing Limericks nearly as well as you do. So what if he was the official Poet Laureate all those years, doing a bunch of stuff in blank verse. As far as we’re concerned, you’re one of the best Laureate Limerick writers on GoComics. Could you maybe transpose ‘In Memorium’ into Limericks — just to show show your skills? Who knows? A Nobel Prize may await you! (—(—

3. about 16 hours ago on That is Priceless

   Lady Godiva set off on her mare

   She was bare, ‘cept for her long blond hair

   People were warned to not take looks

   Out their doorways and window nooks

   .

   (It was for a good cause

   Protesting unfair taxing laws)

   .

   But — Jeepers Creepers! —

   Voyeur Tom placed his peepers

   Against a knot hole in the wall

   Which he should not have done at all

   .

   His gaping mouth dripped saliva

   At the sight of naked Godiva

   But suddenly he saw no more hence

   Struck blind for his rude offense

   .

   From then on he bore the scorn

   Of the town where he was born

   People shouted out insults

   And he daily suffered the results

   .

   Peeping Tom: For him there is no weeping

   For the townsfolk are now keeping

   What before they in taxes overpaid

   Now saved due to Godiva’s nude parade

4. about 20 hours ago on That is Priceless

   Sol, Your effort here is almost as long as Tennyson’s (which see).

5. about 21 hours ago on That is Priceless

   Thanks for the extended ballad.

6. about 21 hours ago on That is Priceless

   Chestnuts and Buckeyes (generally considered inedible by humans)are rather larger in comparison to apples. Might they be Hazelnuts?

7. about 21 hours ago on Strange Brew

   The cat ‘tuna-ed’ him out.

8. about 21 hours ago on Savage Chickens

   But if he stops, he might no longer be ostrich-sized.

9. about 21 hours ago on Pickles

   At least hold hands, you lovebirds.

10. about 21 hours ago on Pluggers

    It’s embarrassing. Have an effective exit strategy before getting in the tub.