Taught my kids how to do their laundry when they were young teenagers. I recommend people do that with their own kids. Also teach them how to clean, will serve them well when they have their own apartments.
Eons ago, I had alot of the early books (accidentally put into a donation box when we moved), and there was one with Peter (I think) playing a piano. When BC asked him what it was and Peter replied “a piano”. BC then asked where he came up with that name, he replied something to the effect “It came up in my alphabet soup!”. Even as a kid, I loved Hart’s humor!
My Dad had a goatee in the 70s (not his 70s), I thought it made him look like the devil. I like either a beard or no beard, depending on the face, but the stubbly look, nope!
Since bald means no hair, and shampoo is a liquid for washing hair, a Bald Dude Shampoo is an oxymoron. Hence the niche market.