Recent Comments

1. 10 days ago on B.C.

   The Octave of Christmas last for eight days. Every day of that Octave IS Christmas.

   So it is perfectly correct for Santa to come every day between Christmas and New Years Day.

2. 13 days ago on Non Sequitur

   I hate to break it to you but churches pay the same tax as the ACLU, the AFL/CLO, National Education Association (NEA) and the Democratic Party.

3. 17 days ago on Non Sequitur

   Yes, but SHE doesn’t know that!

4. about 1 month ago on Non Sequitur

   Well, to be fair, that was the wanna-be terrorist who wanted to destroy society; so if the bad guy says “kill all the lawyers”, that may tell you something.

5. about 1 month ago on Shoe

   I thought she was going to say “I am taking the fifth!”

6. about 1 month ago on Calvin and Hobbes

   I have determined experimentally on numerous occasions that six year olds do not understand sarcasm. (Did you know that “sarcasm” literally means “tearing flesh”?)

7. about 1 month ago on Peanuts

   We know where they are. They are all on Earl’s (see Pickles Comic) head.

8. about 1 month ago on Wizard of Id

   When I was a kid my sister and I had a piece of pumpkin pie.

   Mom would put whipped topping on it, we would eat if off, she would put our slices in the refrigerator, put topping on it, repeat. Why waste good pie on kids who only view it was a substrate for whipped cream?

9. about 1 month ago on Calvin and Hobbes

   When I was in high school outside of Omaha the general belief was that the superintendent would look out his window. If he could see his truck in the driveway, we would have school. (Not if the truck was covered in snow, the visibility had to be so low he couldn’t even see where it was for school to be closed.)

   One morning, Strategic Air Command was closed … but we had school.

10. about 2 months ago on Non Sequitur

    One of my favorite sayings:

    The only bad thing about being Dictator for Life is the retirement plan.