It seems mom and dad are not learning any lessons on where to keep food hidden from these sweeties. It’ll be quite a mess when they return. The blame shouldn’t be on the dogs.
You’re familiar with the Greek classics? Then you know some of them are tragic – like this setup might be with this couple and their arrangement. Hopefully it won’t be. Of course, Crankshaft is the chorus narrating the whole tale.
Sophie sounds like my brother when he was 10 and I was 8 years old. When our family had a pizza pie, he tried (and succeeded) to tell me that what was on the pizza would make me sick. When I bowed out of eating any of it, he took my slice along with his. Now that he’s in his 80s, he’s still full of BS and living in California with his kind of people who are also full of BS.
How about buying a new wardrobe and you can use it, Mindy! Let the poor guy have his space in the closet (for clothes!).