A Genie once granted me one wish, so I said “I just want to be happy”.So now I’m living in a little cottage with 6 dwarfs, working in a mine and singing ?’Whistle while you work…….’ ?
A man finds a genie lamp, rubs it and poof a Genie appears.Genie: I have the power to grant you 3 wishes but keep in mind, whatever you wish, your mother-in-law will receive two-fold…
Man: Ok. My first wish is for 1 billion dollars.
Genie: Your wish is granted, but keep in mind that your mother-in-law will receive 2 billion dollars.
Man: That’s fine. My second wish is for a 20,000sq ft mansion in the Hamptons.
Genie: Your wish is granted, but keep in mind that your mother-in-law will receive a 40,000sq ft mansion in the Hamptons.
If the beaver is Canada’s national animal why is it only on the nickle?