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1. about 4 hours ago on Ripley's Believe It or Not

   A man is up in court on a tricky litigation case, and his lawyer has warned him that the judge is very strict and correct. “He won’t stand for any nonsense and he knows all the tricks!”

   “Well, would it help if I sent him a brace of grouse and a bottle of whisky?”

   “Absolutely not!” says the lawyer. “He’s as straight as a die and completely incorruptible!”

   Come the day of the trial, the man wins his case easily, and afterwards says to his lawyer, “I knew that whisky and grouse would do the trick!”

   The lawyer is horrified. “Surely you didn’t send them, after everything I said!”

   “Oh, I did. But I sent them in the other man’s name.”

2. about 4 hours ago on Pot-Shots

   Easy enough to draw the line, but then, do you dare to cross it!

3. 1 day ago on Ripley's Believe It or Not
   I have never understood why women love cats.

   Cats are independent, they don’t listen, they don’t come in when you call, they like to stay out all night, and when they’re home they like to be left alone and sleep.

   In other words, every quality that women hate in a man, they love in a cat.

4. 1 day ago on The Dinette Set

   It was SO GOOD that we just couldn’t eat it all!

5. 1 day ago on Pot-Shots

   Yup! A lesson I’m going to remember for as long as I live…

6. 1 day ago on 9 to 5
   For The 3 R’s

   Reading, Reasoning, and Rebelling

7. 2 days ago on The Duplex

   Ol’ Dad ain’t got no car no more, and don’t bowl no more so his balls are squeaky clean!

8. 2 days ago on Ripley's Believe It or Not

   9,816 ft. ~ ~That’s really not an odd number….

9. 2 days ago on Pot-Shots

   I’ll comment later…

10. 3 days ago on 9 to 5

    Loose purse strings leads to ‘Life, Liberty and Transparency.’