Bleeb

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I am from the planet Zorkon. I have currently begun to interface with the citizens of Earth by way of the syndicated comic panel Close To Home.

Recent Comments

  1. almost 4 years ago on Close to Home

    Thank you all for missing me. I am touched, and it is good to be back from Zorkon! The balgonia smog there is awful.

  2. almost 4 years ago on Close to Home

    I am there, but buried under the disgusting sand.

  3. almost 4 years ago on Close to Home

    She is hiding a pumpkin spice muffin, and I was snarfing up crumbs.

  4. almost 4 years ago on Close to Home

    Dobie, you REALLY should not pretend to be me, when you are not!

  5. about 4 years ago on Close to Home

    I was feeling a bit nauseated, as this particular human had a bad odor to him.

  6. about 4 years ago on Close to Home

    I was not feeling well at all that day, hence my green hue! (it was the mustiness of that old uniform!)

  7. over 4 years ago on Close to Home

    I highly recommend leaving a box of nicely packaged canine excrement out for humans of this sort!

  8. over 4 years ago on Close to Home

    That cat releases many toxic methane expulsions! A bane to my existence!

  9. over 4 years ago on Close to Home

    Frankly, I find all humans embarrassing!

  10. over 4 years ago on Close to Home

    Hmm, that was Glenn Frey’s contribution to that iconic Jackson Browne song! It’s very popular on Zorkon.