Mighty pirate.
Dear Piro’s mom: condoms exist.
They don’t need to “work harder”, if she’s already at that point the parents failed. And they failed pretty bad.
Well, chocolate is deadly to cats.
Her reasoning is impeccable.
Hamster wheels? I don’t get it.
He’s creative AF and deserves a good vote.
Magic apple?
Don’t underestimate a piss3d off girlfriend.
Now we’re talking!
You’re writing from prison now?
Dear Piro’s mom: condoms exist.