It is 5:00 somewhere. #jimmybuffett :)
Quit while you are ahead, Dummy (Jon)! #goodadvice :)
Barney Gumbo would belch loudly in their faces. #badmanners :)
Think before you speak, Jon! #goodadvice :)
Jon screams like a girl does when someone aggravates him. #yelloff ☺
Let alone smallpox vaccinations. #vaxup ☺
What flavor of jelly was on Jon’s ankle? Blueberry to match his shirt, I guess? #jellytime #feedme ☺
The #megamillions jackpot is now $1.2 billion and perhaps larger by tomorrow night. Get your ticket soon. Good luck! #lotteryfever ☺
Happy birthday to the clumsy, dorky, and goofy geek that is Jon Arbuckle! #birthdayboy ☺
The former president Dingus ex Machina always makes mistakes. #hewhoshallbenamed ☺
It is 5:00 somewhere. #jimmybuffett :)