Wow, Elvis’s offended tip-of-tail is a new one, I think! But the Woman deserves a lashing. The only proper response to a Siamese cat in your face is overwhelming gratitude for the no-doubt-undeserved privilege.
Same here in Coastal Texas! Yesterday I got the 1 remaining Spare Cat inside before the freeze. (Just between you and me, I doubt I’ll ever let her set paw outside again.)
I think the picture on the box looks mild and hopeful. Poor new printer, it is already being verbally abused.