Recent Comments

1. about 12 hours ago on Luann

   Monopoly’s been ruining family game night for almost ninety years.

2. 4 days ago on Pearls Before Swine

   Rat wasn’t confessing, he was bragging.

3. 6 days ago on The Middletons

   I’d tell him “Looks like you’re getting an F tomorrow.” and go back to sleep.

4. 7 days ago on Close to Home

   Water filled moats were often mixed with the sewage from the castle they surrounded. That would definitely ensure Larry’s personal space.

5. 22 days ago on Pearls Before Swine

   When I’m the second one in line, I’ll give them a three count (1 mississippi, 2 mississippi, 3 mississippi) then a short toot. Then they put their phone down and flip me off.

6. about 1 month ago on Close to Home

   Violet Beauregarde has another bad reaction to untested candy.

7. about 1 month ago on Luann

   That poor kid is constantly being passed off to whoever isn’t too busy to deal with her at the moment.

8. 4 months ago on JumpStart

   Take a number (203). Now serving number 5.

9. 4 months ago on JumpStart

   Aren’t snow days added to the end of the school year?

10. 4 months ago on JumpStart

    I get the joke but Jojo ain’t too bright if he’s gonna try to grab a cookie straight out of the oven!