Especially when your dog eats a box of crayons.
The beer would be flat and warm too.
The real warning is when mom starts using full names.
It’s Coca-Cola.
This still isn’t as bad as the couple I saw at Walmart at the self-serve register (the kind with the conveyor belt) buying their groceries with a large bag of loose change. plunk….plunk….plunk….plunk….plunk….
Grimes has a wife!?
Rat IS an emotional support animal, just not any of the positive ones.
A real handyman doesn’t let his tape measure slam in like that.
He’s one of twenty that came out of mom!
Monopoly’s been ruining family game night for almost ninety years.
Especially when your dog eats a box of crayons.