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I’m guessing he accidentally made hard-boiled eggs.
And all those women will beat Jeff up when they find out he’s not a millionaire.
And you can’t say or spell “Saturday” without “+urd”; so what?
Nowadays, that’s the American motto.
But what’s the interest rate?
And later someone else sees the receipt with “Annoying Guy” written on it and says, “Oh, was Rat here?”
Today’s background music: “Stop Forwarding That Crap to Me” by Weird Al Yankovic.
Another good answer would have been, “Not as long as I get paid overtime.”
Regarding Rat’s statement in panel 3: Not even at the library?
Tenderized.
I’m guessing he accidentally made hard-boiled eggs.