I’d be among the second set of ZOOMERS. With my faulty brain, I’d forget about not wearing my pants as I’d get up during the meeting to get a drink of water. I couldn’t live with myself after inducing such trauma on innocent people.
Cue the “Good, the Bad & the Ugly” theme. (The first time I tried pizza with pineapple was lunch at my old grade school: my reaction was, “Ugh!! Seriously?!?”)
I’m a long time member of Freedom From Religion Foundation. They specialize in these cases and have a solid track record in litigation.