Recent Comments

1. 10 days ago on Crabgrass

   Miles, be glad you don’t have tree allergies. I’m often sneezing and sniffling after jumping in a leaf pile.

2. 10 days ago on Crabgrass

   …or sun. I think that’s literally what they were invented for in the first place.

3. 12 days ago on Crabgrass

   PSA: Don’t pick up frogs or salamanders. Your skin oils rub off on them and harm their cutaneous respiration.

4. 17 days ago on FoxTrot

   …or rontoseconds or quectoseconds.

5. 17 days ago on Calvin and Hobbes

   In my family we call that a “zerbert”.

6. 24 days ago on FoxTrot Classics

   When was this originally written? Because the SAT maximum score now is 1520.

7. 24 days ago on FoxTrot

   See, this guy Katlin stole a bunch of diamonds, and MacGyver found out, so he went to break into Katlin’s suite. He circumvented the security camera by hanging a mirror in front of it, then took a piece of plastic tubing and stuck it in the laser alarm so that the light would pass around him and he could get through, and then he used Katlin’s pet bird to…

8. 24 days ago on FoxTrot

   I JUST watched LOTR and NOW I GET IT! HAHAHAHA

9. about 2 months ago on FoxTrot

   The reason most things heat up on reentry is because they are coming down not just from space, but from orbit. Orbital speed is about 8 kilometers per second, or almost 18,000 mph, and you don’t need to slow down that much to deorbit. Baumgartner fell at only a tenth that speed.

10. about 2 months ago on FoxTrot

    Well, Jason, maybe we can form a League of Engineer-Knights. I built cardboard armor for paintball.