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I like Michael, April, Liz(now that she’s quit being a brat), Weed, Gordon, Dawn, Candace, Uncle Phil, Grandpa Jim, Deanna(when she re-enters the picture), Anthony…
Well, John was the idiot who let Fiona and her cat invade their home in the first place. Besides, I know a few people who would be the first to call John a perpetual liar, say… MICHAEL! And if you disagree with me, just remember that the second phone line John promised Mike turned out to be two tin cans and a string, and “Getting to know the car inside and out!” was no driving lesson for Mike, just a trick to get him stuck washing John’s car. John is just reaping what he’s sown.
Hardly, she nearly backflipped Phil out of the dentist’s chair, and when he said he couldn’t afford a major change to his mouth(due to his career) Elly moronically said that John does relatives for free. Beethoven would’ve understood that worry better, despite his being deaf and the fact that they didn’t have dentistry in his time!
He can’t run anywhere that’s too far from the open fridge.