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Jon: How does it feel to be almost 46, Garfield? Garfield: How would it feel if I was to pour that hot coffee down your pants?
“What could possibly go wrong?” Well. cue the lightning and the thunder.
Garfield is a “pro” when it comes to “procrastinating”.
Garfield: Of course we cats are not plotting to take over the world and make humans and dogs our slaves…I mean, no we are not plotting anything against dogs.
“You also make an average-weight hippo seem less heavy by comparison.”
Why bacon? Because donuts are too big.
Garfield can have the cheesecake and give the fritters to Arlene.
Garfield takes the cheesecake and he can give the fritters to Arlene.
Beware Calvin’s parents! All that sugar and caffeine inside Calvin! Susie should beware, too!
He expects us to know where and exactly when this comic strip was created.
Jon: How does it feel to be almost 46, Garfield? Garfield: How would it feel if I was to pour that hot coffee down your pants?