Oh, believe me I can tell the difference, but if she asks, she will get an answer. That is the way the process works. That is the way both of our minds are wired. We learned to accept that little bit about ourselves a long time ago and make it work very well.
Me guy, me literal thinker…At least that is what I tell my Wife. I think after 32 years of marriage she has finally stopped asking questions because she knows she will get an answer/solution whether she wants it or not.
Charlton Heston hosted an episode of Saturday Night Live in 1993. One of the skits was a Ten Commandments parody. The set up was “Career Day” at a school in ancient Israel and his character’s job is a False Prophet. It is still one of the funniest skits to come from that era of SNL.
She is a bit smaller. The vet thinks she will top out around 100-110 pounds. That suits me just fine as she can already knock me off my feet while playing and I am not a small man by any means. However, my Wife is a small Woman who had a right knee replacement last December and Aggie has knocked her over a couple of times while playing with her. She was not aggressive just really happy and playful. She loves kids and is very gentle with them. We split a driveway with our neighbors, and she has the run of both yards. I am a day sleeper. When I woke up today, I looked outside to see her playing with their six-year-old Great Granddaughter, who weighs maybe 30 pounds soaking wet. I wish I could have gotten some video of the moment. She was busy being a guard dog and watching out for the little one while still playing with her. It was really sweet.
That is good stuff. Oddly enough it works really well on sore feet.