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1. 9 days ago on Baby Blues

   Brother and I used to walk the railroad tracks by grandma’s house. One of the railroad spikes we found got left in the yard. Fortunately, (?) it was an older heavy-duty Briggs & Stratton, so it only left a big dent in the mower deck and bent the shaft. Dad always complained it never ran right after that.

2. 28 days ago on Batch Rejection

   It’s just happened at our local wholesale club…Halloween on one aisle, blow-up Santas on the next aisle. What happened to Thanksgiving? I guess they can’t rush the frozen turkeys too much. Freezer-burned would set in.

3. 3 months ago on Arlo and Janis

   Overseas, power went out in the house. Main breaker was tripped. Turned off all the switches then slowly turned them back on one at a time. Every time I got to the kitchen, boom. (Great, fridge or stove?) Wife commented son had come running out of the kitchen like a bat out of hell. Yep. Fork in the toaster. Everything was fine after that, although I don’t think he ever asked for Pop-Tarts again.

4. 3 months ago on Arlo and Janis

   Many years ago, sitting watching TV and the power went out. About 3 seconds later I heard a loud “Boom!” Went out on the back porch and saw a single large black cloud of smoke wafting across the sky. Squirrel caused a massive short, blacking out about a square mile. TV news showed what was left of the poor thing, which wasn’t very much.

5. 4 months ago on Arlo and Janis

   Then his son went through ROTC and became one of those officers that he hated.

6. 4 months ago on Arlo and Janis

   My dad was drafted during the Korean war. Going through basic, they asked who could type. He could so he went to radio-teletype training, then went on to Europe. He did not like the military and thoroughly researched what he had to do and had to have for separation. He had it all, watched it get loaded on the ship back to the US, and when he got back his records were lost so he had to spend two more weeks in the Army.

7. 4 months ago on Arlo and Janis

   My wife and I moved here 36 years ago with four kids. Now it’s just me and her but it would probably take five roll-offs to downsize enough to move somewhere else. A single level house would be nice, but here I know where everything is without turning on a light.

8. 4 months ago on Baldo

   My motto for work has always been, “What do you want/need me to do?” I always hated the attitude, “That’s not my job.” One night on another shift, the supervisor put me on a certain machine. The lady that normally worked there went home “sick” because I was on “her” machine. The best one was a supervisor that said I wasn’t a “team player” when I told her I couldn’t work a certain area. Not because I didn’t want to work it, but I had never worked there and had zero idea how to run things. My supervisor laughed her butt off when she heard that.

9. 4 months ago on Arlo and Janis

   One night I woke up when my wife kicked me. She kicked me because I wouldn’t stop squirting her with a water bottle…in her dream!

10. 4 months ago on The Born Loser

    Years ago, during a layoff, you found out you were booted when your badge didn’t work to get inside. By the time my shift rolled around, a few women were standing at the door, afraid to swipe their badge.