My dog currently has the “Cone of Shame” and his sense of proportion is completely out of wack. Cant wait long enough for me to open a door so he and the Cone can get through. Very frustrating for him.
My dog has different barks for different animals, normally he barks for 2 minutes at Possums leaving their tree and running along the fence. But twice I have noticed him barking a different bark, once I looked out the window and thought there was an intruder, turned out to be a kangaroo, the other time he went troppo at a tiger snake. Both of these times I was grateful.
Actually he was following a car that hit the bear cub, he just decided that it would be good to eat, having “you can eat Bear meat in that state”. I don’t know which is weirder, deciding quickly that I think roadkill is good food (when you are rich), that it was a great joke to pretend a cyclist hit it in Central Park or knowing immediately that it is legal to eat Bear?
I shaved my head once but with all the lumps I was constantly followed by phrenologists telling my character flaws!