Recent Comments

1. 4 months ago on Pearls Before Swine

   My wife never knew how to get her voicemail, so her mailbox has always been full. I recently retired, and now have time to keep her voicemail empty. I think she’s ready to divorce me!

2. over 1 year ago on Pearls Before Swine

   I’m an Adolescent Transportation Specialist.

3. over 1 year ago on Pearls Before Swine

   Thanks for the explanation. It’s funny now!

4. over 1 year ago on Pearls Before Swine

   Actually, I’m a little more dense. Thanks for pointing that out.

5. over 1 year ago on Pearls Before Swine

   Eight years later-cunning ling….Oh, hahahahaha

6. almost 2 years ago on Pearls Before Swine

   Well thank you for putting that tune in my head for the rest of the day!

7. about 2 years ago on Calvin and Hobbes

   Ahh yes. They asked me if I like children. I said, “Of course,… if they’re properly cooked.” W.C. Fields

8. over 2 years ago on Pearls Before Swine

   Has Stephen Pastis been cancelled from Facebook, and Twitter, and deplatformed over this strip yet? Ya gotta love a country that allows free speech, eh?