Recent Comments

1. 2 months ago on Pearls Before Swine

   I used to managae my father-in-law’s pawnshop in Columbus, Oh. We had a payphone on the side of the building, Ohio Bell(yeah that’s dating myself), used to pay us a commission for the phone calls made from it. We used to listen to people screaming at whoever they were talking to, then they would start banging the reciever into the phone. Ameritech, which is the company Ohio Bell turned into, finally took the phone off the side of the building as it was to expensive to keep repairing it. So, more peaceful, I don’t think so.

2. 7 months ago on Pearls Before Swine

   The “Godfather 3” should never have been made. Now there’s something we can all agree on!

3. about 1 year ago on Pearls Before Swine

   My wife never knew how to get her voicemail, so her mailbox has always been full. I recently retired, and now have time to keep her voicemail empty. I think she’s ready to divorce me!

4. almost 2 years ago on Pearls Before Swine

   I’m an Adolescent Transportation Specialist.

5. about 2 years ago on Pearls Before Swine

   Thanks for the explanation. It’s funny now!

6. about 2 years ago on Pearls Before Swine

   Actually, I’m a little more dense. Thanks for pointing that out.

7. over 2 years ago on Pearls Before Swine

   Eight years later-cunning ling….Oh, hahahahaha

8. over 2 years ago on Pearls Before Swine

   Well thank you for putting that tune in my head for the rest of the day!

9. almost 3 years ago on Calvin and Hobbes

   Ahh yes. They asked me if I like children. I said, “Of course,… if they’re properly cooked.” W.C. Fields

10. almost 3 years ago on Pearls Before Swine

    Has Stephen Pastis been cancelled from Facebook, and Twitter, and deplatformed over this strip yet? Ya gotta love a country that allows free speech, eh?