“Chump don’t want the help, chump don’t get the help!”
“It’s like that event where you run a hundred yard dash and then…fish.” – Norm MacDonald
Anyone else think the person who was surprised at the ATM is the one who stole Marcus’ identity?
Barney Miller flashback:
Barney: Wojo what did the hospital say about Fish?
Wojo: They lost him.
Barney (pained look): He’s dead?
Wojo: No, they can’t find him.
Barney (looking relieved and exasperated): WOJO! Can you choose your words a bit more carefully!
Gives a new meaning to the term “blue screen of death”, doesn’t it?
“It’s a good thing I’ve got bad feet. If I had good feet and they felt this way, I’d start to worry.” – Phillip K Fish
This is warped! Why do I always get a warped one?!?
Look at those horses, what are they draggin’?Heavily guarded, what is that wagon?War Wagon, what is it forWar Wagon, loaded with gold
“How very inappropriate.” Love Mayor Adam West
Another one from the same cartoons: We crossed a ten foot pole and a cat: A ten foot polecat!
“Chump don’t want the help, chump don’t get the help!”