Recent Comments

1. 4 days ago on Phoebe and Her Unicorn

   Arrested or elected.

2. 4 days ago on Pearls Before Swine

   The comments have taught me more about garbage pick-up than I ever expected to learn and probably more than I will ever need to know.

3. 19 days ago on Pearls Before Swine

   I want to be dropped in a swamp so that 75 million years from now the cockroaches dig up my fossilized bones and put me in a museum.

4. 27 days ago on Dark Side of the Horse

   Muppet Show: Discourse on Nudity by Sam the Eagle.

   “Do you realize that underneath their clothing the entire population of the world is walking around naked…And birds too. Beneath those feathers birds wear absolutely nothing at all!—erm, excuse me…” (quickly exits stage right)

5. about 1 month ago on Dark Side of the Horse

   Clearly this was a sheeplechase race.

6. about 1 month ago on Home Free

   Pizza. A local pizza parlor opened on Thanksgiving as an alternative to people who didn’t want to cook or didn’t want turkey. They also opened on Christmas for the same reason. They did good business on both days.

7. about 2 months ago on Pearls Before Swine

   The Pope may $&!t in the woods, but, Gent, are you Catholic?

8. about 2 months ago on Pearls Before Swine

   As Al Jaffee once pointed out, it is very easy to pass a camel through the eye of a needle. You just need a really, really big needle.

9. about 2 months ago on Pearls Before Swine

   Several years ago (October 23, 2009) the New York Times ran a fun article about mixed metaphors called “All Roads Gather No Moss. A Rolling Stone Leads to Rome.”

10. about 2 months ago on Phoebe and Her Unicorn

    What is 2+2? “Unicorn, unicorn, unicorn, unicorn.”