Recent Comments

1. about 20 hours ago on Basic Instructions

   Most women and some men?

2. about 20 hours ago on Frazz

   Doesn’t Phil have, like, a 40% success rate?

3. 1 day ago on Breaking Cat News

   I have a hideously complex and overwrought routine for bedtime:

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   - Change into shorts

   - Turn off light

   - Get into bed

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   I’m sorry to have inflicted such a lengthy spiel upon all of you. Flowcharts are available upon request.

4. 1 day ago on Breaking Cat News

   As do all cats when lying on something warm.

5. 1 day ago on JumpStart

   Maybe it’s better to go see the “fake” ones. Nobody wants tourists anymore.

6. 1 day ago on Frazz

   Caulfield is trying to tell the older generation that “you did some things right”.

7. 1 day ago on Frazz

   Right. The United States of America has never, ever dumped garbage into the sea.

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   If you’re going to lie to us, at least make it believable, huh?

8. 1 day ago on Frazz

   It’s an electronic instrument used to “flatten” the pitch of a singer’s voice, particularly a weak singer who can’t really carry a tune on their own. Used poorly, it can make a singer sound almost robotic, as the pitch jumps up and down in noticeable amounts.

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   It is very often used poorly.

9. 1 day ago on Doonesbury

   Weak men always, always need to appear strong.

10. 1 day ago on Doonesbury

    And when you’re wrong, will you admit it? No. All the problems will still be because of Democrats and “woke” and women and all the people you hate not dropping dead.