Well first, it was Jefferson, not Lincoln. Bit of a difference there. Second, FDR didn’t “sign away” Eastern Europe. The US didn’t have the military power to take Eastern Europe back from Stalin. Some historian!
I’m a man, and I ask directions all the time. I can also read a map, and I know the points of the compass. Try telling a woman "Go north on I-105, then west on FM 1488.
All those darn shots! And just so we didn’t die of smallpox, or polio, or tetanus, or whooping cough, or diphtheria, or yellow fever. The nerve of those doctors, wrecking our freedom like that!
It wasn’t Ms. Fox; it was Tyler Perry.