Recent Comments

1. about 21 hours ago on Over the Hedge

   My cat would go for the throat first, just so she could see my eyes grow dim.

2. about 21 hours ago on In Security

   Definitely a Tomcat.

3. about 21 hours ago on Geech

   *sadly You and I both, Friend.

4. 2 days ago on Geech

   Nothing on the top to “off”.

5. 2 days ago on Ink Pen

   Well, they did come together …

6. 3 days ago on Ink Pen

   Even a blind squirrel finds a nut once in a while.

7. 3 days ago on Frank and Ernest

   Close! It was, “Somewhere in it, she says, ‘Romeo, Romeo,’ she says, ‘wherefore art thou, Romeo?’ And he popped up and says, ’I’m right cheer!’”

   Those bits — “Romeo and Juliet”, “What It Was, Was Football”, and so many other are still hilarious.

8. 4 days ago on Luann

   … or alcohol.

9. 4 days ago on The Lockhorns

   I know people like that (including my wife), but for me, it’s got to pass “the sniff test”.

   Wife: Throw that chicken out! It’s been in there a week.

   Me *snif-snif: Smells all right. *taking a bite Not bad! Want some?

   Wife *clucks her tongue reproachfully

10. 5 days ago on The Lockhorns

    Geez, he sounds like our teenagers. I don’t know when they became such snobs, but they won’t eat leftovers — even ones they bring home from the restaurant.