“…and you’ll stay in the brig until you tell us whole stole the starboard maraca!”
Camille had a premontion one night
that this post on the GoComics site
won’t be one of their hits
if she don’t show her… bits
so he stopped and left most of it white.
Or, as Monty Pythin would say “flay rod’s gone out askew on the treadle!”
(17th Century product placement)
“The shampoo I prefer is by Breck,
and it leaves my hair softer than heck”
Said Admiral Van Nes
“and if I make a mess
I can use it to swab the poopdeck!”
True, but on the other hand, the pole is too short, and he has a singular lack of bells on his person ;-)
Those French gals would probably shrink
from a substance that has a bad stink
Such perverted vermin
are usually German…
So say those who are into that kink.
It takes too much effort to tinker
with a limerick about Hans Brinker
and the need to be droll
about plugging a hole
almost always results in a stinker. (QED)
“… guaranteed to stay inflated overnight, and you won’t even want to use a pump for it when you see where I’ve hidden the blow-up valve.”
typo!
Now Mungo was once the nickname
Of an ancient Scotch Saint of no fame.
In a language called Cyrmic,
It’s fit for a limerick,
Though Saint Kentigern’s hardly to blame.
“…and you’ll stay in the brig until you tell us whole stole the starboard maraca!”