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1. about 15 hours ago on Arlo and Janis

   Is that why my wife keeps saying, “Well, at least you’re cute.”?

2. about 15 hours ago on Day by Dave

   I vote for Humble Pie — the band not the humiliation.

3. 1 day ago on Pearls Before Swine

   Reminds me — years ago, make that decades ago, I was bicycling through Belgium and Netherlands and stopped at a pub for lunch. To wash down whatever I was eating, I innocently ordered a Trappist beer, wanting to try something new. Holy cow, and I do mean holy. Still to this day, it was the thickest, strongest, and darkest beer I have ever had. Two things happened: I couldn’t ride in a straight line for a couple of hours and second, I seriously considered the benefits of becoming a monk. None of those things ever occurred again.

4. 1 day ago on Pooch Cafe

   Another reason to avoid social media, present company excepted, of course.

5. 11 days ago on Reality Check

   Magneta, Lex Luthor, Joker, Two-Face — all children in the face of SuperWife. Hell hath no fury like SuperWife scorned.

6. 11 days ago on Rabbits Against Magic

   And I’ll protect Canada, and I live in America Mexicana.

7. about 1 month ago on Day by Dave

   I find your belief system fascinating.

8. about 1 month ago on The Born Loser

   I remember back in the 20th Century when people would send “thank you” cards for gifts received in the mail or otherwise unexpected. It’s saving us a ton of money, however, as the “no thank you card” person never gets another present from us.

9. about 1 month ago on Baby Blues

   I would have seen Hammie aiming the air gun at his dad had not the ad blocked the panel. Discover, I hate you, everybody that looks like you, and the horse you rode in on for these ads.

10. about 1 month ago on Scary Gary

    Fiorello: Hey wait, wait! What does this say here? This thing here?

    Driftwood: Oh that. Oh that’s the usual clause…that’s in every contract. That just says…eh…it says…eh…“If any of the parties participating in this contract are shown not to be in their right mind, the entire agreement is automatically nullified.”

    Fiorello: Well, I don’t know…

    Driftwood: It’s alright, that’s in every contract! That’s what they call a “sanity clause.”

    Fiorello: Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha…you can’t fool me. There ain’t no sanity clause!