Recent Comments

1. about 10 hours ago on Swan Eaters

   The sound of a heavy door creaking, as it closes firmly between you and the outside. (I hasn’t noticed it)

2. 4 days ago on Swan Eaters

   According to several characters, Rasputin is only one of the religious mystics that Grandma Hawker was involved with, and is not actually the most likely father of Morbis and Offal. (Silas, who knows even.) But Rasputin’s ghost doesn’t know or mind that. This may be all the family that he’s got.

3. 15 days ago on Breaking Cat News

   Happy birthday! But surely you have travelled very much farther, with all the orbiting? This planet moves pretty fast. Even the rotating is a breath-taker.

4. 24 days ago on Rubes

   A transparent ruse, but I think the lacquer is to commit Zen graffiti. Like, what is the significance of invisible paint spraying?

5. 28 days ago on Rubes

   Fatlined. Also, some of Harry Enfield’s shows had the Fat Bloke come on and sing. I think “Fat Bloke” was rather a limited character, whose point was that he joined a scene where the main performers were, and the main characters commented at length, not unkindly, on how fat he was. And also, he did this.

6. about 1 month ago on Breaking Cat News

   What’s a helicopter but a flying car… that needs a qualified pilot and probably a flight plan. But still.

7. about 1 month ago on Rubes

   Moses? He’s kind of a big thing. He’s supposed to have written the first five epistles. He didn’t really, of course.

8. about 2 months ago on Rubes

   I’m not getting it. Is the shepherd Jesus? He looks older. I suppose he would.

9. about 2 months ago on Breaking Cat News

   There’s not much point in the cat journalists interviewing People with a microphone if they don’t understand the answers – right in the first comic! ;-)

10. 2 months ago on Breaking Cat News

    So either you say “I don’t know” or you have to explain the word “masticated”. And then they feature it in “Show and Tell” class. Your choice. :-)