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1. 3 days ago on Pearls Before Swine

   Ah, the TRUE destruction of ALL humanity; the “line” many cannot cross between the “literal” and the “figurative….”Dan aka…ps why does everybody mess up metaphors so darn much anyway?! And what in GOD’S name does any of this “have to do with the price of rice in china” anyhow? And just how pretentious and pathetic a level can I sink to these days? And why does zero exist anywhere, when it LITERALLY represents nothing?!

2. 6 days ago on Pearls Before Swine

   It is TRULY amazing how much of a moron a smart person like GOAT can be: RAT is clearly drinking only in the first place so RAT can forget his whole life!!!! Dan aka…ps Jeez, wise up, GOAT….

3. 10 days ago on Pearls Before Swine

   It sounds like there would be no need for a goal 2(TWO), since trying to accomplish goal 1(ONE) would take your entire lifetime….dan aka…ps that also includes the time it would take to eat, sleep, go to the bathroom, the time you would spend in jail for ALL those murders of those idiots, etc….

4. 12 days ago on Pearls Before Swine

   If THE BOSS is lonely, maybe he should call up Courtney Cox….dan aka…ps hmmm….

5. 12 days ago on Pearls Before Swine

   I honestly think all of us comic strip lovers can remember the very first comic strip for Berkeley Breathed’s bloom county showed us the hatred for Burger King way back in the early 80s(nineteen eighties)!!!!!! Dan aka…ps “the more things change, the more they stay the same….”

6. 14 days ago on Pearls Before Swine

   Sorry, sorry, sorry, step aside, please, but, let me just chime in here: Dr. Gregory House is the king of the misanthropes, hands-down!!!!!!!!! Dan aka….ps ahem, thank you, mike drop…..

7. 18 days ago on Pearls Before Swine

   Much much much nicer and funnier and cooler and perfect-er then what was written on this page for the comic strip of the day!!!!!! Dan aka….ps funnier, dude, but, don’t forget, this “honest” statement had to be written by a corporate drone to say to a customer, man….

8. 22 days ago on Pearls Before Swine

   First(1st) of all, basilBruce, before I forget, happy birthday, now onto my point, no wonder you beat me every single time and you’re so awesome and you’re so cool; you’re exactly like my older brother, even though you’re 10(ten) years older than me and he’s only six(6) years older than me!!!!! Dan aka…ps rock on, dude!!!!!!(for a funnier “riff” on this comic strip’s story/joke, check out NC’S the princess bride review on YouTube, dude!!!!!!!)

9. 27 days ago on Pearls Before Swine

   As my mother so brilliantly points out whenever there is plagiarism involved, Mr. Stephan Pastis is “copy, copy”-ing the main point of GARFIELD’S hatred of MONDAYS!!!! Dan aka…ps awesome “callback,” dude!!!!

10. 30 days ago on Pearls Before Swine

    This comment is intended for everybody on this comment thread, and everybody in the world; please, please, please don’t misinterpret this!!!! Thank you very much for your kind thoughts and good wishes!!!! You are all champions and heroes!!!! Good luck and God bless in the new year!!!! Dan aka…ps now, unfortunately, I have to go and seek medical attention once again, sadly, I never get real human attention unless my thingies a.k.a. body parts are broken, hurt, or swollen….WAH!!!!