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1. about 2 years ago on Pearls Before Swine

   Can I wash with the blood of a cat instead? I don’t have any lambs nearby, but my friend owns a cat that I’m sure he would let me borrow.

2. about 2 years ago on Pearls Before Swine

   What’s your opinion on people named “Reneeseemee”?

3. about 2 years ago on Pearls Before Swine

   I’d also like to point out that God’s creation of the heavens and the earth violates conservation of matter, which is a billion times harder to disprove than evolution, which is already quite solid.

4. about 2 years ago on Pearls Before Swine

   Mr Jesus man and his acolytes seem to not uphold these principles. I’ll be keeping my copy of On the Origin of Species by Charles Darwin.

5. about 2 years ago on Pearls Before Swine

   Support what? The value of personal freedom, compassion, science, and the right to free speech? The right to homosexuality, abortions, and books? I pray to the satanic temple for those stuff. Here are the 7 fundamental tenets of the satanic temple: https://thesatanictemple.com/blogs/the-satanic-temple-tenets/there-are-seven-fundamental-tenets

6. about 2 years ago on Pearls Before Swine

   Pray to Satan! He/She/They shall grant you salvation, freedom, science and abortions! I prayed to him/her/them and I suddenly got amazing luck in Terraria! P.S. 69th comment

7. about 2 years ago on Pearls Before Swine

   There’s also some great lines by the debaters in Bill Nye vs. Ken Ham that you might want to check out. When asked “What pieces of evidence could make you change your position?” Bill Nye responded: “Give me one piece of evidence that God exists, and I will become a believer.” Ken Ham responded: "Nothing will change my mind, because I am a thickheaded Christian.

8. about 2 years ago on Pearls Before Swine

   Prophesies can’t really fail when they “allegedly” happen over a span of 2000 or even 10000 years. Besides, millions of other people have come to definite conclusions, but they seem to be different conclusions. What about Judaism, Islam, Buddhism, or Satanism? Did they come to correct answers, or do you dismiss their theories as BS? Also, only one sign has allegedly come true, and it’s literally always true: the earth goes through wickedness, war, and turmoil. It’s a bit bold to say you have the answers without any proof, unlike actual proof that smoking is bad. And Christians aren’t exactly right very often. Take creationism. Do you believe in Creationism? Do you believe the sun goes around the earth? Or is Jesus, God, and your entire faith fundamentally wrong about some points?

9. about 2 years ago on Pearls Before Swine

   Yes. Yes, I do. And if 100 billion people have not come to a definite conclusion about any of your questions, then I don’t think you or I will figure it out either. Not to mention, if the rapture hasn’t come for 2000 years, it’s likely not coming in the next 100. How many times have you predicted the return of Jesus? 12?

10. about 2 years ago on Pearls Before Swine

    Because A: I’m an atheist, and B: because I mock christians, as evidenced by my spelling of “Jeesus”. The reason why I mock christians is because of a 5-day bible camp I had to attend when I was 6, which remains the only midday nap I ever took out of boredoom, as opposed to being sick or tired.