Doctor Cesspool's Profile
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Biography: When Dr. Cesspool was a child, he loved baseball. He suffered from a near-fatal head injury when hit by a line drive because they did not have batting helmets back then. His skull is now one-half steel. He is licensed as a qualified surgeon in 43/50 states. Earlier in the comics from the 90s, Dr. Cesspool moonlighted as a crazed killer who wears a hockey mask and treats his patients poorly in the most sadistic way possible (i.e. amputating a patient because his head hurt). Thus he has the personality of a sadistic bully who finds twisted pleasure in harming others. In modern comics and in the novels, however, Peirce removed the "murderer" element from Doctor Cesspool, and he became much nicer and less violent in modern comics and is depicted as more of an absent-minded and clumsy doctor who screws up trying to treat his patients. He also has a love interest, Maureen Biology.
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