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Born in '54 near the pastoral town of Hitchcock in southern Indiana, within earshot of the famed Monon railroad. Admiring my ever-drunk, brawling WWII veteran uncle, I grew up as a fist fightin', hard drinkin', drag racin' hell-raiser. By good fortune, I came upon the teachings of Ĺšri Chaitanya, learned the err of my ways, leading to an astonishing visit to the land of Vraja. I am now a reclusive, ahimsa-practicin', nature-lovin', bird feedin' retired widower, barely living only off of Social Security in the Indiana Dunes region, in earshot of the historic South Shore Line railway. My final goal now is to try to outlive and take care of the stray cat and her three offspring that my beloved late wife and I rescued back in '19. They are the last of the many, many deeply-loved dogs and cats that we rescued over the years. I have an almost-constant heartache for my dear wife and pets who have passed. Many mistakes made and lessons learned. And a few regrets. Only sweet memories sustain me.

Recent Comments

  1. 1 day ago on Rubes

    Then that’s not milk!

  2. 1 day ago on Pickles

    The living room used to be called the “drawing room”, while the bedroom was called the “withdrawing room”.

  3. 3 days ago on Pluggers

    Even worse are those bags that come with those Ziploc-type “self-sealing” plastic strips. They rarely work, and if they do work, it’s only once or twice.

  4. 3 days ago on Non Sequitur

    “I want a shot at redemption / Don’t want to end up a cartoon / In a cartoon graveyard” — Paul Simon (“You Can Call Me Al”)

  5. 4 days ago on Rubes

    Is the “Dark Side” the name of a restaurant in the Darth Mall?

  6. 5 days ago on Ripley's Believe It or Not

    And Grapenuts cereal contain neither grapes nor nuts.

  7. 5 days ago on Pearls Before Swine

    And reworded by George Harrison in his album, “All Things Must Pass”.

  8. 7 days ago on Peanuts

    More good advice is: “Avoid loud and aggressive persons; they are vexatious to the spirit.” — Max Ehrmann (from"Desiderata", 1927)

  9. 7 days ago on Non Sequitur

    Many funerals have the services right at the gravesite, not at the funeral home.

  10. 8 days ago on Drabble

    There’s no Shenanigans Restaurant nearby?