If you look at your profile pic you see a dead tree. If you look at the comic above there is a Christmas tree. As you see in other Drabble comics the tree dies a little after Christmas. https://www.gocomics.com/drabble/2022/12/29 This comic shows your true form after your costume has expired. Implying that you may have been there to feel the joy of Christmas but your username complies that you were indeed there for the cookies.
Saving food waste from Uncrustables eh