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Think Calvin and Hobbes. A precocious kid with a magical friend. But this one is real, not imaginary. And sparkly.
Accidental Profundity would be a good name for a rock band.
Is that horn chain from the Taylor Swift body chain collection?
Two muffins are in an oven and one says to the other, “man, it’s hot.” The other says, “holy crap! A talking muffin!”
White House? Buckingham Palace? The Vatican? Graceland? Versailles? Ak Saray? Salwa Palace? Vaduz Castle? Biltmore Estate? Fallingwater? Hobbit House? Gracie Mansion? Fortress of Solitude?
I know a lot of people like that too.
What did the guru say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one…with everything.
I just realized … Phoebe is a childless cat lady.
And how do the Hulk’s pants stay on when he morphs?
Somebody call Frank. We’re gonna need a De-Medusa switch.
Think Calvin and Hobbes. A precocious kid with a magical friend. But this one is real, not imaginary. And sparkly.