Recent Comments

1. 13 days ago on Sherman's Lagoon

   Two muffins are in an oven and one says to the other, “man, it’s hot.” The other says, “holy crap! A talking muffin!”

2. 20 days ago on Phoebe and Her Unicorn

   White House? Buckingham Palace? The Vatican? Graceland? Versailles? Ak Saray? Salwa Palace? Vaduz Castle? Biltmore Estate? Fallingwater? Hobbit House? Gracie Mansion? Fortress of Solitude?

3. 5 months ago on Sherman's Lagoon

   I know a lot of people like that too.

4. 5 months ago on Sherman's Lagoon

   What did the guru say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one…with everything.

5. 6 months ago on Phoebe and Her Unicorn

   I just realized … Phoebe is a childless cat lady.

6. almost 3 years ago on Phoebe and Her Unicorn

   And how do the Hulk’s pants stay on when he morphs?

7. almost 3 years ago on Phoebe and Her Unicorn

   Somebody call Frank. We’re gonna need a De-Medusa switch.

8. almost 3 years ago on Heart of the City

   Stole that joke from George Gobel. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=efHVcgUajtA

9. almost 3 years ago on Pearls Before Swine

   If you count up the tables you use for tea, does that make you a teetotaler?