Recent Comments

1. 7 days ago on The Born Loser

   I need a secretary desk.

2. about 1 month ago on Pearls Before Swine

   Crest or Colgate.

3. about 2 months ago on Drabble

   I had one ticket that the officer dismissed in court, but he almost didn’t b/c I was going to try to prove I was going 69 instead of 75 in a 65. I finally said “Maybe I should just shut up.”

4. about 2 months ago on Baby Blues

   Now I’m hungry, too.

5. 2 months ago on Pearls Before Swine

   Canada is pretty messed up now.

6. 2 months ago on The Born Loser

   Then when you finally get to a human, they ask for your account number again

7. 3 months ago on Monty

   I’m still trying to figure out why “innings” is singular in cricket and plural in baseball.

8. 3 months ago on Pearls Before Swine

   So Wise *ss on the Hill is René Descartes?

9. 5 months ago on Monty

   My grandfather and my brother were both worshipful masters of their masonic lodges. My brother, at the same lodge as Harry Truman.

10. 12 months ago on Pearls Before Swine

    Hawkeye to Hot Lips… “Let me be frank. No, not Frank.”