I am a pet rock.
yes
sounds fun
I saw that!
Heck i’ll flip it. That means there’ll be a next Hitler. why not help a turtle?
You have gained my respect
I’d only let Opal do that if she did to my friend. She eats one side, then the core, then the other.
some people just can’t take compliments. A good strip has characters with flaws. Earl included
rejoice
i think he just wasn’t paying attention. My dog is the colour of the towel i use to wipe off my feet. Mistakes have happened.
no we’re not, we usually feel dead inside
yes