Bad idea! The chemicals in the mouthwash could potentially damage the enamel on the porcelain. This will lead to embarrassing stains for company to see. Liz will not like it, Jon!
I think it is healthy for Arleen to tell Garfield her love languages. Just because he obliges doesn’t mean he won’t use undesirable words. But pizza is not an easy word to rhyme. He shouldn’t use it.
I said something similar, in private to myself, during a bout of serious depression. I was under investigation after a pharmacy tech was caught stealing from my department. I was sad to be betrayed by a work acquaintance.
BB King will be in the next comic to test Garfield’s blood sugar.